Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 12/02/2013 - 07:26

Dear Mr.Kendhammer, How has your experience there effected you like physical and mental?

Yours truly, Derek Bosch P.S do you miss calling me ding dong? P.P.S is your head cold? :)

Justin Kendhammer

Hi Derek,I'm afraid the physical and mental effects are not all good. Since there are no children on the continent I'm not sure what will happen when I see all of you in a couple of weeks. I might start foaming at the mouth and my eyes might just shrivel into my head, I will try to ease my way back into middle school life. Has there not been anyone to fill in for Uncle Kenny? Not even Armstrong? I'm disappointed. I specifically asked Ms Laufenburg to give you the special attention that you have grown accustomed to. Disappointed indeed.My head is just fine, twerp!See you soon.Justin Kendhammer